Secret Girlfriends

Ann Marie (not her real name), my other secret girlfriend, knows about a wonderful hospital for children with cancer.

This girl on your right is someone's secret girlfriend too, I'm not saying whose. Maybe yours.

Please help them out, call them and tell them to skip the T-shirt, it's a big expense, and instead ask a couple of your friends and family to do the same to make up for the lost advertising. 

You'll tell 2 friends, they'll tell 2 friends... We can do anything.

You can always have your own T-shirt made.  Put your secret girlfriend's picture on it.

Someone will love you for it.

1-800-513 0575 StJude 

This is a photoshopped image, it's not me, or a real shirt.  You'd will do much better I'm sure.